didn't make the bed used the computer sucky studies and exam results performer on Taiwanese serial hard work NS high-rank officials who will screw you if you don't do things properly PW late nights brother Tanjong Katong Secondary School 17 years ago elections be a better man omg my mum is making me to fit to burst into a gazillion unicellular organisms someone please help me or i will die in this place called my home and nobody will ever find me ever again and again until someone comes up to my doorbell and rings it and finds out that no one is answering the door and calls the relevant authorities to help but they can't because they will have to break the front door down in order to help me but by the time they do it i will be in a critical condition and all i can do is simply look up at the ceiling with eyes wide open while they bring in oxygen tanks and stretchers and funny little medicine bottles in the effort of trying to save a life by filling me up with all that weird pills and transparent gas and bringing me down to that white vehicle called an ambulance and driving off with the siren blasting again and again and again